Fire Island: The Awakening

So a lot of drama has happened in the first 3 weeks of Fire Island's existance as an incorporated apartment. Things took a stunning turn earlier this week when things got nasty, and I had to form an alliance against that sassy bitch, Brian. I narrowly escaped being voted off. Things around here turned faster than ripe goat-cheese left in the sun at a Napa Winetasting Picnic!

Things are mostly better now, and we've managed to patch things up as a tribe. Several group projects are in the works such as:

• Official Tribal Banner (with puffy paint and sparkles).
• Designing our living room/breakfast nook (I have been spearheading our interior design efforts, just you wait and see how fabulous this is all going to be!).
• End of Summer Party.

The last one is kind of important, as we have been such busy little bees, we haven't been able to throw a little house warming soirée!

This is, as the French (and my hairdresser!) say, une travestie magnifique! However, as this has been such an important summer (a summer of changes for us all), let me be the first to tell you: mark your calendars for Friday, the 22nd of September. This is the day before the equinox, and the last, glimmering evening of the Summer. We'll have torches, a DJ, cabana boys, and of course, the whole Fire Island crew to celebrate with!

I've got to run, as even though my break gapes wider than Paris Hilton, I have other errands to do. I'll try and get the bitches lathered up about blogging, and maybe you'll see more dispatches from our little cabin before the week is out.

Stay sassy!